Demotivational Posters Volume #8 – “I HATE SOCCER!!!”

Let me make this perfectly clear….. I HATE SOCCER!!!

There is absolutely nothing whatsoever that interests me about this sport .

I wrote a post some time back about American Football and how great it is. In this post I made a few quick comments about soccer and its fans and how I felt about this grab ass sport. I received several comments from menstruating soccer fans about what a great sport soccer was and all the positive things that come along with it, like…

Urine Bombs

Riots

Ummmmmmmm… Well I guess urine bombs and riots pretty much sums it up.

What most of the soccer fans tried to get past me was that I really didn’t hate soccer… I just didn’t understand it. Well soccer fan let me get this through to you… YES I DO! I understand that it is one of the most God-awful boring ass sports on the planet.

If I was forced to choose between prison rape or soccer… I’d …… Well…… Hmmmmmm….. Well I’d ….. Geesh , I guess I would have to…… I’m sure I could just watch a little bit of soc……… Would I have to kiss the prisoner?

Now just in case some of you out there are still not clear on my true feelings about soccer. I have come up with some motivational posters directed solely towards your sport.

Enjoy

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Demotivational Posters Volume #7

I needed some inspiration this weekend….

But was not able to find any and failed miserably at everything I did. So I figured fuck it, may as well create a bunch of posters to make you all feel as miserable as I do.

Enjoy

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Demotivational Posters Volume #6

I thought I would put out one more group of these before I go back to dial-up.

Then I’m done!

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Demotivational Posters Volume #5

Here is the latest helping of our world famous demotivational posters. After this I’m taking a break… Think I’ll go to the House of Dung.

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De-motivational Posters, Volume #4

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