Archive for June 17th, 2008
A funny thing happened on the way to Monday morning… Yours truly had himself a birthday.
On Friday evening I partied like I was 25…
On Saturday my body reminded me I was over 40…
Sunday, I was still being reminded I was over 40…
Monday, I am still over 40…
Damn, I had a lot of fun on Friday!
Well my friends, here are some new Demotivational posters to hold you over until I feel better… That should be sometime in July.
Damn, I had a lot of fun on Friday!
Hey everybody…
Pull my finger.
Just kidding, you can read these demotivational posters instead.
Unless you really do want to pull my finger…
Once again it is the Friday and I need to create something to tide all of our faithful readers over for the weekend. I was thinking about giving a complete and thorough book review of War and Peace. But that would take time and… Ummmm, require the ability to read I guess. So I thought I would do the safe thing and just make fun of some photos I found on Tinypic.com.
Enjoy,
This last one is a test. To see if you are a pussy or not.
I was trying really hard to come up with a post before the weekend. Something smart and witty, that would grab your attention and make the reader think…Then I realized this was Hot Lard/Demotivational Minds and that really is not our style. So what I have done is gathered all the rejected Demotivational posters I have created in the past… (These are the ones that did not make to cut for our other demotivational poster volumes) and put them all together to make an easy… errrrrrrrrr I mean meaningful post for the weekend for all of our loyal readers to enjoy.
Now I’m going home to get drunk and beat my dog.
Time for another round of quality, award-winning, equally-loathed set of Demotivational posters for you print as practical jokes for your mother-in-law who recently divorced that had a huge rack the last time she dropped off your power drill when she was remodeling her bedroom because you two broke the bed due to the constant humping and butt sex.
Whew…
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