Demotivational Posters Volume #31

Just in time for Thanksgiving we here are serving up a big ole slab of perfectly cooked demotivational posters. I’m sure after you digest these you will nap for a week and take the dump of the century when you wake up.

On a serious note:
We here at Hot Lard & Demotivational Minds would like to wish all our readers a Very Happy Thanksgiving and ask that you take a moment during this joyous time and think of those that are less fortunate…

And laugh at them as you are stuffing your face with turkey, ham and covering a midget hooker with mashed potatoes and gravy.

Happy Thanksgiving All!!!

Demotivational Posters Volume #30

After tallying the votes (three times) I’ve come to the conclusion that the people did not want Ervin Shlopnick as their leader. It appears that I had a few more red marks on my resume than Mr. Obama did. Who new people would get so upset over my love of barnyard sex and gravy covered midget hookers.

Oh well, one thing you can not take from me is my demotivational posters cabinet post, that my friend is a life time appointment.

And just in the nick of time, I have come up with a fresh batch of posters to save the economy, gay marriage, colostomy bag fun houses, criminally insane monkeys, and the fight for truth, justice, and soiled underpants.

Up, Up and Away!!!!

Enjoy.