Demotivational Posters Volume #22

At last, we have arrived!!!

What I’m talking about is that volume 22 of our beloved demotivational poster series is the first volume that will appear first on Demotivational Minds. Volumes 1 through 21 first appeared on Hot Lard , the site of ice cream rain showers and rainbow dreams… of the mentally disturbed.

So we are now all caught up with the previous volumes and are ready to unleash an entire new hell onto the unsuspecting public. May god have mercy on your souls.

Enjoy

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Demotivational Posters Volume #20

Prison is a hard place; it gives you plenty of time to think.
About …

The errors you have made in life.
What you need to do to change your situation.
What soda maker produces the best shanking can material?
Was dropping the soap that third time in the shower just showing off?
Did “Three Testical Charlie” the convicted serial rapist have something in his eye, or was we winking at me, signifying I would be his next butt sex victim.

Well enough about my social life. The one thing that prison did give me time to do was come up with a whole slew of new demotivational posters to share with all my friends on the outside. Enjoy these. I’m not sure when I’ll get my next conjugal visit.

Till then…

Demotivational Posters Volume #9

Hey Kids, it’s volume #9 of our beloved demotivational poster series here at Hot Lard. You know what that means don’t you???? We are only one away from 10…

Butwheaty and I locked ourselves in a think-tank for three weeks with nothing more than…

Pen and Paper

Milk Duds

Anal Wart Medication

26 Midget Hookers

Nipple Clamps

Electric Fence

12 bottles of Ipecac

Flintstone Chewable Vitamins (Butwheaty hoarded all the Betty’s… Bastard)

April1996 edition of Barnyard Whores Monthly

Instructions on starting your own puss garden

Rancid Beef

Hello Kitty Anal Torture Blow-Up Doll

Voodoo Chickens

Kitty Litter

Used Colostomy Bags

Hepatitis B

Sheep

My Grandmas Panties

Raisins

And we were able to spew out the most awesome display of demotivational posters we have ever done. It’s amazing what midget hookers with electrified nipple clamps can get out of you.

So while we heal, why don’t you all enjoy the fruits of our labor.

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Demotivational Posters Volume #2

After getting nearly a thousand hits in the first 24 hours for our first set of Demotivational posters. We decided to come right out with a volume #2.

So here you go…. You bunch of sick fucks.

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