Demotivational Posters Volume #8 – “I HATE SOCCER!!!”

Let me make this perfectly clear….. I HATE SOCCER!!!

There is absolutely nothing whatsoever that interests me about this sport .

I wrote a post some time back about American Football and how great it is. In this post I made a few quick comments about soccer and its fans and how I felt about this grab ass sport. I received several comments from menstruating soccer fans about what a great sport soccer was and all the positive things that come along with it, like…

Urine Bombs


Ummmmmmmm… Well I guess urine bombs and riots pretty much sums it up.

What most of the soccer fans tried to get past me was that I really didn’t hate soccer… I just didn’t understand it. Well soccer fan let me get this through to you… YES I DO! I understand that it is one of the most God-awful boring ass sports on the planet.

If I was forced to choose between prison rape or soccer… I’d …… Well…… Hmmmmmm….. Well I’d ….. Geesh , I guess I would have to…… I’m sure I could just watch a little bit of soc……… Would I have to kiss the prisoner?

Now just in case some of you out there are still not clear on my true feelings about soccer. I have come up with some motivational posters directed solely towards your sport.


Click on each poster for a better look.

14 Responses to “Demotivational Posters Volume #8 – “I HATE SOCCER!!!””

  1. 1 pche0508
    June 14, 2008 at 8:59 am

    that’s alright, no one is perfect

  2. 2 Carrey
    September 7, 2008 at 1:17 am

    Man you have serious mental issues. Seek help to cure your irrational hatred of a sport.

  3. September 11, 2008 at 9:44 pm

    Mental Issues?!?!?!?

    Just because I sit around naked rubbing jelly donuts and lard on my chest as I watch fishing shows with my love hamster Charley and 16 midgets with anal warts and turrets, while banging away at my war drum does not make me…. Wow, now that I have written it down it does sound kind of mental.

    I’m sorry, what was the question again?

  4. 4 James
    October 17, 2008 at 4:46 pm

    Dude, you have serious issue. Why would anyone hate a sport, yet alone hate the most loved sport on the planet? Are you antisocial? A loser who tries to provoke other people on the internet?

  5. October 17, 2008 at 5:06 pm

    May God bless you my child

  6. 6 telekq2
    November 6, 2008 at 10:55 am

    oh wow, hilarious Ervin. I love you.

  7. December 5, 2008 at 2:17 am

    Your posters would be even funnier if they weren’t being written by a right-wing nutjob.

    “Boo-hoo! Soccer sucks!”

    Oh get the fuck over it.

    Fuckin’ Anonymous

    • December 5, 2008 at 6:00 pm

      The other day I was driving in my SUV ( The Ozone Killer 3000) with my gun club friend and Dick Cheney . We were screaming YEE HAW and shooting off our AK47s every time we clubbed another baby seal. When suddenly we passed a government building and the urge hit us to kneel down an pray to God and thank him for this war we are in.

      After which I asked my friend if this made me a right-wing nutjob.

      He looked at me and said, “Who cares, at least your not a soccer fag”.

      I felt better about myself and went home to beat my wife and kids.

      God Bless…. Me.

  8. 10 Jake
    January 14, 2009 at 7:02 pm

    Soccer is fun. Football is fun. Rugby beats both of them. The world goes on.

  9. January 16, 2009 at 6:48 pm

    Jake wins!!!

    Everybody shut-up and go home now.

  10. 12 jake
    January 18, 2009 at 5:55 am

    Very well put ervin. You have a great day sir.

  11. 13 Hates most sports..except volleyball
    May 3, 2009 at 5:45 pm

    weird how you put the volleyball one there when technically if u watched anything with other than that your gay, and i would say american football is a more gay looking sport than football. al those big sweaty men runnging into each other in tight pants sounds like a real mans sport

  12. May 4, 2009 at 12:33 am

    Now your just trying to make me horney!!!!!

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