Let me make this perfectly clear….. I HATE SOCCER!!!
There is absolutely nothing whatsoever that interests me about this sport .
I wrote a post some time back about American Football and how great it is. In this post I made a few quick comments about soccer and its fans and how I felt about this grab ass sport. I received several comments from menstruating soccer fans about what a great sport soccer was and all the positive things that come along with it, like…
Urine Bombs
Riots
Ummmmmmmm… Well I guess urine bombs and riots pretty much sums it up.
What most of the soccer fans tried to get past me was that I really didn’t hate soccer… I just didn’t understand it. Well soccer fan let me get this through to you… YES I DO! I understand that it is one of the most God-awful boring ass sports on the planet.
If I was forced to choose between prison rape or soccer… I’d …… Well…… Hmmmmmm….. Well I’d ….. Geesh , I guess I would have to…… I’m sure I could just watch a little bit of soc……… Would I have to kiss the prisoner?
Now just in case some of you out there are still not clear on my true feelings about soccer. I have come up with some motivational posters directed solely towards your sport.
Enjoy
Click on each poster for a better look.
Demotivational Minds 
that’s alright, no one is perfect
Man you have serious mental issues. Seek help to cure your irrational hatred of a sport.
Mental Issues?!?!?!?
Just because I sit around naked rubbing jelly donuts and lard on my chest as I watch fishing shows with my love hamster Charley and 16 midgets with anal warts and turrets, while banging away at my war drum does not make me…. Wow, now that I have written it down it does sound kind of mental.
I’m sorry, what was the question again?
Dude, you have serious issue. Why would anyone hate a sport, yet alone hate the most loved sport on the planet? Are you antisocial? A loser who tries to provoke other people on the internet?
May God bless you my child
oh wow, hilarious Ervin. I love you.
I love me too,
Thanks!
Your posters would be even funnier if they weren’t being written by a right-wing nutjob.
“Boo-hoo! Soccer sucks!”
Oh get the fuck over it.
Sincerely,
Fuckin’ Anonymous
The other day I was driving in my SUV ( The Ozone Killer 3000) with my gun club friend and Dick Cheney . We were screaming YEE HAW and shooting off our AK47s every time we clubbed another baby seal. When suddenly we passed a government building and the urge hit us to kneel down an pray to God and thank him for this war we are in.
After which I asked my friend if this made me a right-wing nutjob.
He looked at me and said, “Who cares, at least your not a soccer fag”.
I felt better about myself and went home to beat my wife and kids.
God Bless…. Me.
Soccer is fun. Football is fun. Rugby beats both of them. The world goes on.
Jake wins!!!
Everybody shut-up and go home now.
Very well put ervin. You have a great day sir.
weird how you put the volleyball one there when technically if u watched anything with other than that your gay, and i would say american football is a more gay looking sport than football. al those big sweaty men runnging into each other in tight pants sounds like a real mans sport
Now your just trying to make me horney!!!!!