Archive for December, 2008

12
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08

Demotivational Posters – Christmas Special

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hot-lard-xmasOh, hello there, Ervin Shlopnick here. I and the staff were just singing a cheery holiday song. We love the holidays so much… Well, not as much as barnyard porn  mind you, but golly it sure as heck is a close second… Well maybe third after Japanese anime rape porn…. Oh and there is colostomy bag hand toss that we do love so… Let’s not forget about “Dump the senior citizen off in the ghetto”, golly that is always a hoot. Well any who… We do love the holidays with or without gravy baths with nuns who have lost their faith, and so we wanted to share a little of that joy with you, our readers.

I’d like to welcome you all to the Hot Lard / Demotivational Minds Christmas special. We have a lot a fun and exciting entertainment lined up for you this evening. We have midget hookers showing us how to do things with yeast. Retarded cowboys fighting a horny donkey. The Count of Flanders will be singing, “ Merry Christmas baby, now put the gun away I didn’t know it was your sister” and much much more.

To start off we would like to regale you with our Christmas Demotivational Posters. These posters are made with the spirit of the season in mind. I’m sure you will sit down by the fire with your children and look over these for hours. Or you may look at these while you are dumping your family’s bodies in the fire. Who really knows and who cares. Just so long as you don’t drag us into the long and grueling trial for your life.

From all of us here at Hot Lard…

Have a very Merry Christmas (That’s right you liberal ass-wipes, I said Christmas) and have a Happy New Year.

Fah La La La La… La La  La La….

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Merry Christmas

07
Dec
08

WTF – Demotivational Posters

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I’ve decided to devote a volume of our award winning demotivational posters to the phrase, “WTF”. At this particular time of the evening, these three letters have intrigued me.  And so, I spent 16 ½ hours combing the Internet looking for photos that would help me finish my divine work.
You can call it genius or call it vulgar, but I’m going to call it, “I must be running out of ideas.
Enjoy,

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