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27
Feb
09

Demotivating the taxpayers- Way to go Merrill Lynch & Bank of America

This one is dedicated to Merrill Lynch and Bank of America. After losing nearly 15 Billion dollars in 2008, Merrill  handed out 3 Billion dollars in bonuses to their well deserving executives.

Then went to Uncle Sam and asked for Billions from the taxpayers to help them stay afloat.

And now Bank of Evil…errrrrrrrrr I mean Bank of America (Merrill Lynch’s new overlords) refuses to let us know who this bonus money went to.

Way to go Merrill Lynch & B of A!!!

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27
Feb
09

Demotivation of the day 2/27/2009

The count sent me this picture and I had to make a poster for it.

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22
Feb
09

Demotivational Posters Volume #33

It has been a very long time since my last demotivational post. It really is not my fault though; my wife lost the key for the ball-gag and handcuffs so it was hard to do anything with a keyboard for a good while. I do have the handcuffs off now so typing is doable once again. I choose the leave the ball-gag in though, it helps me think. And think I did, I have a whole slew of newly designed lust filled, and politically incorrect demotivational posters just waiting to jump off the page at you and take your soul straight to hell.

Enjoy

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23
Jan
09

I Need Your Help Creating a Couple Demotivational Posters

I was sent an email the other day with a couple of pictures taken over in Iraq and was asked to create a couple of Demotivational Poster  for them.

Email Below

Hey i was sent these pics from a soldier buddy in iraq and i was wonderin if i could get them “DeMotivated” from you…. Thanks!!

APTOPIX IRAQ ARMY DAY VIOLENCE

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I emailed back asking if they preferred the posters to be positive or negative and I received this reply…

well over there is kinda hard on him…. i think he would probably like the negative better…. i think he needs a laugh, you know?

Well, as a former military person myself. I’d like to do nothing more that give a good laugh to our fighting men and women.

The problem is…. I have drawn a complete blank on what to do with these.

So I’m coming to you for help… Our faithful and partially retarded readers. I’d like to get some ideas from you on what type of demotivational posters to do for these photos. You don’t actually have to create the poster, just give me the title and funny saying and I’ll do the rest. I’ll post all the good ideas we get and give you the credit for creating it. You can put your ideas as a comment or send them to the following email address.

Demotivationalminds@gmail.com

I’m serious about this… You are a bunch of retards. But retards are what this country… No, this WORLD needs to create and distribute the healing power of demotivational posters.

Thank you in advance..

And once again, you are retarded.

14
Jan
09

Demotivational Posters Volume #32

It’s a new year, which means a new start to our demotivational posters. This year I think I’ll try something different; I’ll not do so many hairy balls jokes, or not degrade women, Maybe I should try to use my posters to bring to light social issues that plague us today.

Or maybe I could just try to make them funny…

Nah…

Full steam ahead with unfunny slutty women with hairy balls on their faces!

YEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAW

Enjoy.

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12
Dec
08

Demotivational Posters – Christmas Special

And we all got a piece of the runaway giirrrrrrrrrrrrl. HO HO  HO….

hot-lard-xmasOh, hello there, Ervin Shlopnick here. I and the staff were just singing a cheery holiday song. We love the holidays so much… Well, not as much as barnyard porn  mind you, but golly it sure as heck is a close second… Well maybe third after Japanese anime rape porn…. Oh and there is colostomy bag hand toss that we do love so… Let’s not forget about “Dump the senior citizen off in the ghetto”, golly that is always a hoot. Well any who… We do love the holidays with or without gravy baths with nuns who have lost their faith, and so we wanted to share a little of that joy with you, our readers.

I’d like to welcome you all to the Hot Lard / Demotivational Minds Christmas special. We have a lot a fun and exciting entertainment lined up for you this evening. We have midget hookers showing us how to do things with yeast. Retarded cowboys fighting a horny donkey. The Count of Flanders will be singing, “ Merry Christmas baby, now put the gun away I didn’t know it was your sister” and much much more.

To start off we would like to regale you with our Christmas Demotivational Posters. These posters are made with the spirit of the season in mind. I’m sure you will sit down by the fire with your children and look over these for hours. Or you may look at these while you are dumping your family’s bodies in the fire. Who really knows and who cares. Just so long as you don’t drag us into the long and grueling trial for your life.

From all of us here at Hot Lard…

Have a very Merry Christmas (That’s right you liberal ass-wipes, I said Christmas) and have a Happy New Year.

Fah La La La La… La La  La La….

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Merry Christmas

07
Dec
08

WTF – Demotivational Posters

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I’ve decided to devote a volume of our award winning demotivational posters to the phrase, “WTF”. At this particular time of the evening, these three letters have intrigued me.  And so, I spent 16 ½ hours combing the Internet looking for photos that would help me finish my divine work.
You can call it genius or call it vulgar, but I’m going to call it, “I must be running out of ideas.
Enjoy,

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If you would like to send us your own demotivational posters or photos you would like us to make into a poster. Please use the following email address: demotivationalminds@gmail.com
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