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27
Feb
09

Demotivating the taxpayers- Way to go Merrill Lynch & Bank of America

This one is dedicated to Merrill Lynch and Bank of America. After losing nearly 15 Billion dollars in 2008, Merrill  handed out 3 Billion dollars in bonuses to their well deserving executives.

Then went to Uncle Sam and asked for Billions from the taxpayers to help them stay afloat.

And now Bank of Evil…errrrrrrrrr I mean Bank of America (Merrill Lynch’s new overlords) refuses to let us know who this bonus money went to.

Way to go Merrill Lynch & B of A!!!

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23
Jan
09

I Need Your Help Creating a Couple Demotivational Posters

I was sent an email the other day with a couple of pictures taken over in Iraq and was asked to create a couple of Demotivational Poster  for them.

Email Below

Hey i was sent these pics from a soldier buddy in iraq and i was wonderin if i could get them “DeMotivated” from you…. Thanks!!

APTOPIX IRAQ ARMY DAY VIOLENCE

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I emailed back asking if they preferred the posters to be positive or negative and I received this reply…

well over there is kinda hard on him…. i think he would probably like the negative better…. i think he needs a laugh, you know?

Well, as a former military person myself. I’d like to do nothing more that give a good laugh to our fighting men and women.

The problem is…. I have drawn a complete blank on what to do with these.

So I’m coming to you for help… Our faithful and partially retarded readers. I’d like to get some ideas from you on what type of demotivational posters to do for these photos. You don’t actually have to create the poster, just give me the title and funny saying and I’ll do the rest. I’ll post all the good ideas we get and give you the credit for creating it. You can put your ideas as a comment or send them to the following email address.

Demotivationalminds@gmail.com

I’m serious about this… You are a bunch of retards. But retards are what this country… No, this WORLD needs to create and distribute the healing power of demotivational posters.

Thank you in advance..

And once again, you are retarded.

14
Jan
09

Demotivational Posters Volume #32

It’s a new year, which means a new start to our demotivational posters. This year I think I’ll try something different; I’ll not do so many hairy balls jokes, or not degrade women, Maybe I should try to use my posters to bring to light social issues that plague us today.

Or maybe I could just try to make them funny…

Nah…

Full steam ahead with unfunny slutty women with hairy balls on their faces!

YEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAW

Enjoy.

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24
Nov
08

Demotivational Posters Volume #31

Just in time for Thanksgiving we here are serving up a big ole slab of perfectly cooked demotivational posters. I’m sure after you digest these you will nap for a week and take the dump of the century when you wake up.

On a serious note:
We here at Hot Lard & Demotivational Minds would like to wish all our readers a Very Happy Thanksgiving and ask that you take a moment during this joyous time and think of those that are less fortunate…

And laugh at them as you are stuffing your face with turkey, ham and covering a midget hooker with mashed potatoes and gravy.

Happy Thanksgiving All!!!

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02
Sep
08

Taking a Break

Hey Kids,

Mr Shlopnick has some things he needs to do that will pretty much take up all of his time for the next month or so.

So I am letting you all know that posts from myself will dwindle off quite a bit for a while. I’ll try to stop in now and then to let you all know how I am doing and make a crude fart joke or two.

Thanks,

Ervin

23
Aug
08

Reader Submitted Demotivational Poster Volume #2

Kristina has submitted another spirit lifting poster for all to view. This time she wanted to show her secular side. I can see that Kristina and I will have something to talk about at Sunday school this week. Thanks for the poster Sister Kristina, say “Hi” to Beelzebub for me.

Enjoy,

11
Aug
08

Demotivating the Olympics

Beings the Olympics are upon us…  Like a tick hungry for blood

I thought it would be appropriate (As if we do anything that is appropriate) to come up with a post that would take the many many pictures we have received out of Beijing and put words to them. I had trouble deciding whether to kill the blond or Asian hooker….. Oops, did I just say that out loud??? Sorry about that, I got off track. What I meant to say was that I was having trouble deciding if I should make up some Demovitavtional posters, or I should do another “A picture is worth a thousand words”  post. Then she hit me… Oops, sorry I was back at the hooker thing again. Then IT hit me that I should do both.

Ummmmmmmmm,… so I did.

Enjoy these while I go bury something…. Errrrrrrrrr I mean while I go bury someone.




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If you would like to send us your own demotivational posters or photos you would like us to make into a poster. Please use the following email address: demotivationalminds@gmail.com
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