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12
Dec
08

Demotivational Posters – Christmas Special

And we all got a piece of the runaway giirrrrrrrrrrrrl. HO HO  HO….

hot-lard-xmasOh, hello there, Ervin Shlopnick here. I and the staff were just singing a cheery holiday song. We love the holidays so much… Well, not as much as barnyard porn  mind you, but golly it sure as heck is a close second… Well maybe third after Japanese anime rape porn…. Oh and there is colostomy bag hand toss that we do love so… Let’s not forget about “Dump the senior citizen off in the ghetto”, golly that is always a hoot. Well any who… We do love the holidays with or without gravy baths with nuns who have lost their faith, and so we wanted to share a little of that joy with you, our readers.

I’d like to welcome you all to the Hot Lard / Demotivational Minds Christmas special. We have a lot a fun and exciting entertainment lined up for you this evening. We have midget hookers showing us how to do things with yeast. Retarded cowboys fighting a horny donkey. The Count of Flanders will be singing, “ Merry Christmas baby, now put the gun away I didn’t know it was your sister” and much much more.

To start off we would like to regale you with our Christmas Demotivational Posters. These posters are made with the spirit of the season in mind. I’m sure you will sit down by the fire with your children and look over these for hours. Or you may look at these while you are dumping your family’s bodies in the fire. Who really knows and who cares. Just so long as you don’t drag us into the long and grueling trial for your life.

From all of us here at Hot Lard…

Have a very Merry Christmas (That’s right you liberal ass-wipes, I said Christmas) and have a Happy New Year.

Fah La La La La… La La  La La….

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Merry Christmas

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07
Dec
08

WTF – Demotivational Posters

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I’ve decided to devote a volume of our award winning demotivational posters to the phrase, “WTF”. At this particular time of the evening, these three letters have intrigued me.  And so, I spent 16 ½ hours combing the Internet looking for photos that would help me finish my divine work.
You can call it genius or call it vulgar, but I’m going to call it, “I must be running out of ideas.
Enjoy,

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24
Nov
08

Demotivational Posters Volume #31

Just in time for Thanksgiving we here are serving up a big ole slab of perfectly cooked demotivational posters. I’m sure after you digest these you will nap for a week and take the dump of the century when you wake up.

On a serious note:
We here at Hot Lard & Demotivational Minds would like to wish all our readers a Very Happy Thanksgiving and ask that you take a moment during this joyous time and think of those that are less fortunate…

And laugh at them as you are stuffing your face with turkey, ham and covering a midget hooker with mashed potatoes and gravy.

Happy Thanksgiving All!!!

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06
Nov
08

Demotivational Posters Volume #30

After tallying the votes (three times) I’ve come to the conclusion that the people did not want Ervin Shlopnick as their leader. It appears that I had a few more red marks on my resume than Mr. Obama did. Who new people would get so upset over my love of barnyard sex and gravy covered midget hookers.

Oh well, one thing you can not take from me is my demotivational posters cabinet post, that my friend is a life time appointment.

And just in the nick of time, I have come up with a fresh batch of posters to save the economy, gay marriage, colostomy bag fun houses, criminally insane monkeys, and the fight for truth, justice, and soiled underpants.

Up, Up and Away!!!!

Enjoy.

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26
Oct
08

Weekend Edition (2008-Oct-26)

25
Oct
08

Demotivational Posters – Volume #29

Thank you all for the overwhelming vote of confidence. You all have shown me that my demotivational posters have brought a smile to your face, changed lives, and may be the sole reason for future world peace.  Even those of you who thought this was a Mexican porn site have given me a vote of confidence… Because that was what this site was supposed to be when I first started it. For those of you that didn’t like my work, I will try even harder… To hunt you down and kill you.

Thanks to your lust for my work I have created a whole new volume of demotivational posters. I’m sure they will make you laugh, cry and maybe, juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuust maybe, murder that third grade teacher that flunked me for my report, “Why I Sleep with Sheep”.

Enjoy,

17
Oct
08

Demtivational Minds Poll

I’d like to hear from you on what you think of this site. Mostly I’d like to know if you think the posters I have been coming up with are funny or not. So I’ve created a poll you can take to let me know. This will help me to decide if I should continue doing this or put the barrel of a gun in my mouth.

Enjoy




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If you would like to send us your own demotivational posters or photos you would like us to make into a poster. Please use the following email address: demotivationalminds@gmail.com
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