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Beer Demotivational Posters

These are not demtivational posters about beer…

I have just drank a lot of beer tonight and decided to create a few before the buzz wore off. If they suck… Well fuck it I was drunk. If they are good… I meant to do that.

Who wants to pull my finger?


Demotivational Posters Volume #25

It just hit me, Hot Lard is about to turn 1.

That’s right, on August 9th we will celebrate one full year of Hot Lard and all it’s sickness.

I’m not really sure what to do for this special event, but as we get closer I’m sure I’ll cop-out and come up with some lame little thing to say how great we are.

But in the meantime, I am going to unleash our 25th version of demotivational posters for you to enjoy. Consider it a b-day gift from us….

You cheap bastards… Didn’t get us a damn thing.



Demotivational Posters Volume #22

At last, we have arrived!!!

What I’m talking about is that volume 22 of our beloved demotivational poster series is the first volume that will appear first on Demotivational Minds. Volumes 1 through 21 first appeared on Hot Lard , the site of ice cream rain showers and rainbow dreams… of the mentally disturbed.

So we are now all caught up with the previous volumes and are ready to unleash an entire new hell onto the unsuspecting public. May god have mercy on your souls.


Click on each poster for a better look.


Demotivational Posters Volume #20

Prison is a hard place; it gives you plenty of time to think.
About …

The errors you have made in life.
What you need to do to change your situation.
What soda maker produces the best shanking can material?
Was dropping the soap that third time in the shower just showing off?
Did “Three Testical Charlie” the convicted serial rapist have something in his eye, or was we winking at me, signifying I would be his next butt sex victim.

Well enough about my social life. The one thing that prison did give me time to do was come up with a whole slew of new demotivational posters to share with all my friends on the outside. Enjoy these. I’m not sure when I’ll get my next conjugal visit.

Till then…


Demotivational Posters Volume #18

A funny thing happened on the way to Monday morning… Yours truly had himself a birthday.

On Friday evening I partied like I was 25…

On Saturday my body reminded me I was over 40…

Sunday, I was still being reminded I was over 40…

Monday, I am still over 40…

Damn, I had a lot of fun on Friday!

Well my friends, here are some new Demotivational posters to hold you over until I feel better… That should be sometime in July.

Damn, I had a lot of fun on Friday!


Demotivational Posters Volume #17

Hey everybody…

Pull my finger.

Just kidding, you can read these demotivational posters instead.

Unless you really do want to pull my finger…


Demotivational Posters Volume #1

The crew at Hot Lard has made a great discovery. We found a motivational poster generator on the internet. You know the ones I’m talking about, they say “Teamwork” and then go on to say something inspirational about working with others. Of course that would never work here due to certain criminal records and restraining orders we have out on one another.

Well any-who, we decided that we should take this generator and put it to good use. So Butwheaty and myself have come up with several inspirational posters we are just giving away to our adoring audience. In hopes they will help you strive to become a better……. ummmmmm….. stalkers or porno theater cashier or whatever.


Click on each poster for a better look.

Above are not Japanese kids; rather Indonesian school kids (or so a commenter below informs).  This begs a question … how is it this photo got taken in the first place?  Is this a special school over there?  Did the teacher take it?  Are the two girls really lesbians?  Why are all the douches not starring and masturbating?

– Ervin

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August 2020

You have pulled my finger

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