Posts Tagged ‘beer

06
Nov
08

Demotivational Posters Volume #30

After tallying the votes (three times) I’ve come to the conclusion that the people did not want Ervin Shlopnick as their leader. It appears that I had a few more red marks on my resume than Mr. Obama did. Who new people would get so upset over my love of barnyard sex and gravy covered midget hookers.

Oh well, one thing you can not take from me is my demotivational posters cabinet post, that my friend is a life time appointment.

And just in the nick of time, I have come up with a fresh batch of posters to save the economy, gay marriage, colostomy bag fun houses, criminally insane monkeys, and the fight for truth, justice, and soiled underpants.

Up, Up and Away!!!!

Enjoy.

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17
Jun
08

Demotivational Posters Volume #16

Once again it is the Friday and I need to create something to tide all of our faithful readers over for the weekend. I was thinking about giving a complete and thorough book review of War and Peace. But that would take time and… Ummmm, require the ability to read I guess. So I thought I would do the safe thing and just make fun of some photos I found on Tinypic.com.

Enjoy,

This last one is a test. To see if you are a pussy or not.

15
Jun
08

Demotivational Posters Volume #9

Hey Kids, it’s volume #9 of our beloved demotivational poster series here at Hot Lard. You know what that means don’t you???? We are only one away from 10…

Butwheaty and I locked ourselves in a think-tank for three weeks with nothing more than…

Pen and Paper

Milk Duds

Anal Wart Medication

26 Midget Hookers

Nipple Clamps

Electric Fence

12 bottles of Ipecac

Flintstone Chewable Vitamins (Butwheaty hoarded all the Betty’s… Bastard)

April1996 edition of Barnyard Whores Monthly

Instructions on starting your own puss garden

Rancid Beef

Hello Kitty Anal Torture Blow-Up Doll

Voodoo Chickens

Kitty Litter

Used Colostomy Bags

Hepatitis B

Sheep

My Grandmas Panties

Raisins

And we were able to spew out the most awesome display of demotivational posters we have ever done. It’s amazing what midget hookers with electrified nipple clamps can get out of you.

So while we heal, why don’t you all enjoy the fruits of our labor.

Click on each poster for a better look.




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