Posts Tagged ‘child molester

06
Nov
08

Demotivational Posters Volume #30

After tallying the votes (three times) I’ve come to the conclusion that the people did not want Ervin Shlopnick as their leader. It appears that I had a few more red marks on my resume than Mr. Obama did. Who new people would get so upset over my love of barnyard sex and gravy covered midget hookers.

Oh well, one thing you can not take from me is my demotivational posters cabinet post, that my friend is a life time appointment.

And just in the nick of time, I have come up with a fresh batch of posters to save the economy, gay marriage, colostomy bag fun houses, criminally insane monkeys, and the fight for truth, justice, and soiled underpants.

Up, Up and Away!!!!

Enjoy.

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11
Oct
08

Demotivational Posters – Volume #28

Here’s a whole new slab of demotivational posters for our readers to enjoy and DemotivateUs.com to steal.

You know this batch of posters reminds me of a story a wise man once told me…

For every plate of… Ummmm no that not it.

Oh yeah, you should never….

Wait it’s, you should always….

Hmmmm… How did that go?

Oooooooooooo now I remember. When hiding a body, always kill the friend you asked to go along with you to help.

That reminds me, I have a favor I need to ask of you.

Enjoy,

25
Sep
08

Demotivational Posters – Volume #27

It’s been a while since I have created a full version of our award winning demotivational posters. But since the human sacrifice phase of this calendar year is now finished, I find I have a lot more spare time on my hands. So I sat down a whipped up a hot steamy batch of posters. Made with love, sweat, and monkey brains.

I really hope you like them. If you don’t, please let me know why you did not, plus I’d like to know who you are, where you live, your sleep patterns, and the time of the day your most vulnerable.

Enjoy




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