Posts Tagged ‘porn

06
Nov
08

Demotivational Posters Volume #30

After tallying the votes (three times) I’ve come to the conclusion that the people did not want Ervin Shlopnick as their leader. It appears that I had a few more red marks on my resume than Mr. Obama did. Who new people would get so upset over my love of barnyard sex and gravy covered midget hookers.

Oh well, one thing you can not take from me is my demotivational posters cabinet post, that my friend is a life time appointment.

And just in the nick of time, I have come up with a fresh batch of posters to save the economy, gay marriage, colostomy bag fun houses, criminally insane monkeys, and the fight for truth, justice, and soiled underpants.

Up, Up and Away!!!!

Enjoy.

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17
Jun
08

Demotivational Posters Volume #18

A funny thing happened on the way to Monday morning… Yours truly had himself a birthday.

On Friday evening I partied like I was 25…

On Saturday my body reminded me I was over 40…

Sunday, I was still being reminded I was over 40…

Monday, I am still over 40…

Damn, I had a lot of fun on Friday!

Well my friends, here are some new Demotivational posters to hold you over until I feel better… That should be sometime in July.

Damn, I had a lot of fun on Friday!

17
Jun
08

Demotivational Posters Volume #17

Hey everybody…

Pull my finger.

Just kidding, you can read these demotivational posters instead.

Unless you really do want to pull my finger…

13
Jun
08

Demotivational Posters Volume #8 – “I HATE SOCCER!!!”

Let me make this perfectly clear….. I HATE SOCCER!!!

There is absolutely nothing whatsoever that interests me about this sport .

I wrote a post some time back about American Football and how great it is. In this post I made a few quick comments about soccer and its fans and how I felt about this grab ass sport. I received several comments from menstruating soccer fans about what a great sport soccer was and all the positive things that come along with it, like…

Urine Bombs

Riots

Ummmmmmmm… Well I guess urine bombs and riots pretty much sums it up.

What most of the soccer fans tried to get past me was that I really didn’t hate soccer… I just didn’t understand it. Well soccer fan let me get this through to you… YES I DO! I understand that it is one of the most God-awful boring ass sports on the planet.

If I was forced to choose between prison rape or soccer… I’d …… Well…… Hmmmmmm….. Well I’d ….. Geesh , I guess I would have to…… I’m sure I could just watch a little bit of soc……… Would I have to kiss the prisoner?

Now just in case some of you out there are still not clear on my true feelings about soccer. I have come up with some motivational posters directed solely towards your sport.

Enjoy

Click on each poster for a better look.

13
Jun
08

Demotivational Posters Volume #7

I needed some inspiration this weekend….

But was not able to find any and failed miserably at everything I did. So I figured fuck it, may as well create a bunch of posters to make you all feel as miserable as I do.

Enjoy

Click on each poser for a better look.


13
Jun
08

De-motivational Posters, Volume #4

11
Jun
08

Demotivational Posters Volume #2

After getting nearly a thousand hits in the first 24 hours for our first set of Demotivational posters. We decided to come right out with a volume #2.

So here you go…. You bunch of sick fucks.

Click on each poster for a better look




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