Posts Tagged ‘star wars

09
Sep
08

Demotivational Posters – The Last Volume

When I do a final volume of demotivational posters, that is what I’ll title the post. But for now these will be the last ones for a while. Figured I’d give you one more batch before I head off for my month or so away for HL and DM.

Enjoy,

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15
Jun
08

Demotivational Posters Volume #9

Hey Kids, it’s volume #9 of our beloved demotivational poster series here at Hot Lard. You know what that means don’t you???? We are only one away from 10…

Butwheaty and I locked ourselves in a think-tank for three weeks with nothing more than…

Pen and Paper

Milk Duds

Anal Wart Medication

26 Midget Hookers

Nipple Clamps

Electric Fence

12 bottles of Ipecac

Flintstone Chewable Vitamins (Butwheaty hoarded all the Betty’s… Bastard)

April1996 edition of Barnyard Whores Monthly

Instructions on starting your own puss garden

Rancid Beef

Hello Kitty Anal Torture Blow-Up Doll

Voodoo Chickens

Kitty Litter

Used Colostomy Bags

Hepatitis B

Sheep

My Grandmas Panties

Raisins

And we were able to spew out the most awesome display of demotivational posters we have ever done. It’s amazing what midget hookers with electrified nipple clamps can get out of you.

So while we heal, why don’t you all enjoy the fruits of our labor.

Click on each poster for a better look.

13
Jun
08

Demotivational Posters Volume #7

I needed some inspiration this weekend….

But was not able to find any and failed miserably at everything I did. So I figured fuck it, may as well create a bunch of posters to make you all feel as miserable as I do.

Enjoy

Click on each poser for a better look.


13
Jun
08

Demotivational Posters Volume #5

Here is the latest helping of our world famous demotivational posters. After this I’m taking a break… Think I’ll go to the House of Dung.

Click on posters for a better look

11
Jun
08

Demotivational Posters Volume #1

The crew at Hot Lard has made a great discovery. We found a motivational poster generator on the internet. You know the ones I’m talking about, they say “Teamwork” and then go on to say something inspirational about working with others. Of course that would never work here due to certain criminal records and restraining orders we have out on one another.

Well any-who, we decided that we should take this generator and put it to good use. So Butwheaty and myself have come up with several inspirational posters we are just giving away to our adoring audience. In hopes they will help you strive to become a better……. ummmmmm….. stalkers or porno theater cashier or whatever.

Enjoy

Click on each poster for a better look.

Above are not Japanese kids; rather Indonesian school kids (or so a commenter below informs).  This begs a question … how is it this photo got taken in the first place?  Is this a special school over there?  Did the teacher take it?  Are the two girls really lesbians?  Why are all the douches not starring and masturbating?

– Ervin




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