Demotivational Posters Volume #14

Demotivational Posters Volume #13

Time for another round of quality, award-winning, equally-loathed set of Demotivational posters for you print as practical jokes for your mother-in-law who recently divorced that had a huge rack the last time she dropped off your power drill when she was remodeling her bedroom because you two broke the bed due to the constant humping and butt sex.

Whew…

Demotivational Posters Volume #12

Here is volume #12 of our award winning demotivational poster series. Wow, I’m not sure if I have done anything 12 times in my life before this. We reached deep into the dark regions of our minds to pull this group out for you. I believe it is our best set yet and may very well be the post that finally gets one of us killed.

Enjoy

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Demotivational Posters Volume #11 (Wal-Mart Is Evil)

A special addition Wal-Mart Demotivational posters post.

After reading a story on CNN on how the demons of Wal-Mart have sued a disabled woman for $477,000.00 to get back the money she owes them because their insurance policy is nothing more than a rip-off. I felt I needed to come up with a few demotivation posters directed towards this anti-Christ of retail and human soul snatching.

Please take a moment to first read how this caring company puts its employees first and profits second. Then enjoy my tribute to this demon fodder of world domination and slave labor retail.

Link to story

http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/03/25/walmart.insurance.battle/index.html

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Demotivational Posters Volume #10

In the spirit of Easter, where a little bunny came out of its hole to see Jesus hanging on a cross and gave him colored eggs and marshmallow chicks to ease his pain. We have come up with  another set of Demotivational posters to help ease some of your pain.

Enjoy

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Demotivational Posters Volume #9

Hey Kids, it’s volume #9 of our beloved demotivational poster series here at Hot Lard. You know what that means don’t you???? We are only one away from 10…

Butwheaty and I locked ourselves in a think-tank for three weeks with nothing more than…

Pen and Paper

Milk Duds

Anal Wart Medication

26 Midget Hookers

Nipple Clamps

Electric Fence

12 bottles of Ipecac

Flintstone Chewable Vitamins (Butwheaty hoarded all the Betty’s… Bastard)

April1996 edition of Barnyard Whores Monthly

Instructions on starting your own puss garden

Rancid Beef

Hello Kitty Anal Torture Blow-Up Doll

Voodoo Chickens

Kitty Litter

Used Colostomy Bags

Hepatitis B

Sheep

My Grandmas Panties

Raisins

And we were able to spew out the most awesome display of demotivational posters we have ever done. It’s amazing what midget hookers with electrified nipple clamps can get out of you.

So while we heal, why don’t you all enjoy the fruits of our labor.

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Demotivational Posters Volume #8 – “I HATE SOCCER!!!”

Let me make this perfectly clear….. I HATE SOCCER!!!

There is absolutely nothing whatsoever that interests me about this sport .

I wrote a post some time back about American Football and how great it is. In this post I made a few quick comments about soccer and its fans and how I felt about this grab ass sport. I received several comments from menstruating soccer fans about what a great sport soccer was and all the positive things that come along with it, like…

Urine Bombs

Riots

Ummmmmmmm… Well I guess urine bombs and riots pretty much sums it up.

What most of the soccer fans tried to get past me was that I really didn’t hate soccer… I just didn’t understand it. Well soccer fan let me get this through to you… YES I DO! I understand that it is one of the most God-awful boring ass sports on the planet.

If I was forced to choose between prison rape or soccer… I’d …… Well…… Hmmmmmm….. Well I’d ….. Geesh , I guess I would have to…… I’m sure I could just watch a little bit of soc……… Would I have to kiss the prisoner?

Now just in case some of you out there are still not clear on my true feelings about soccer. I have come up with some motivational posters directed solely towards your sport.

Enjoy

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Demotivational Posters Volume #7

I needed some inspiration this weekend….

But was not able to find any and failed miserably at everything I did. So I figured fuck it, may as well create a bunch of posters to make you all feel as miserable as I do.

Enjoy

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Demotivational Posters Volume #6

I thought I would put out one more group of these before I go back to dial-up.

Then I’m done!

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Demotivational Posters Volume #5

Here is the latest helping of our world famous demotivational posters. After this I’m taking a break… Think I’ll go to the House of Dung.

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