Prison is a hard place; it gives you plenty of time to think.
About …
The errors you have made in life.
What you need to do to change your situation.
What soda maker produces the best shanking can material?
Was dropping the soap that third time in the shower just showing off?
Did “Three Testical Charlie” the convicted serial rapist have something in his eye, or was we winking at me, signifying I would be his next butt sex victim.
Well enough about my social life. The one thing that prison did give me time to do was come up with a whole slew of new demotivational posters to share with all my friends on the outside. Enjoy these. I’m not sure when I’ll get my next conjugal visit.
Till then…
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