Demotivational Posters – Volume #27

It’s been a while since I have created a full version of our award winning demotivational posters. But since the human sacrifice phase of this calendar year is now finished, I find I have a lot more spare time on my hands. So I sat down a whipped up a hot steamy batch of posters. Made with love, sweat, and monkey brains.

I really hope you like them. If you don’t, please let me know why you did not, plus I’d like to know who you are, where you live, your sleep patterns, and the time of the day your most vulnerable.

Enjoy

Demotivational Posters Volume #22

At last, we have arrived!!!

What I’m talking about is that volume 22 of our beloved demotivational poster series is the first volume that will appear first on Demotivational Minds. Volumes 1 through 21 first appeared on Hot Lard , the site of ice cream rain showers and rainbow dreams… of the mentally disturbed.

So we are now all caught up with the previous volumes and are ready to unleash an entire new hell onto the unsuspecting public. May god have mercy on your souls.

Enjoy

Click on each poster for a better look.

Demotivational Posters Volume #20

Prison is a hard place; it gives you plenty of time to think.
About …

The errors you have made in life.
What you need to do to change your situation.
What soda maker produces the best shanking can material?
Was dropping the soap that third time in the shower just showing off?
Did “Three Testical Charlie” the convicted serial rapist have something in his eye, or was we winking at me, signifying I would be his next butt sex victim.

Well enough about my social life. The one thing that prison did give me time to do was come up with a whole slew of new demotivational posters to share with all my friends on the outside. Enjoy these. I’m not sure when I’ll get my next conjugal visit.

Till then…